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For those who remember when the most aggressive thing on television was a cereal commercial and understand why that makes this mashup absolutely perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003ch2\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eBella + Canvas 6400\u003c\/strong\u003e is Industry-standard Airlume cotton, combed to remove impurities for a noticeably smoother feel than generic blanks.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight 142 GSM (4.20 oz) 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Tech:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kornit NeoPigment™ DTG—Oeko-Tex® certified eco-inks are jetted directly into the fabric fibers, creating a soft, retail-grade print that withstands repeated washing without heavy buildup.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ink absorbed into fibers creates a soft vintage hand that improves with washing. 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The word \"SLAYER\" mimics retro sitcom art (complete with an electric tangerine lightning bolt \"S\") alongside blocky bubblegum pink and teal letters. 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