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For those who remember when \"gotta go fast\" became \"have u ever went fast\" and somehow that made it infinitely better.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003ch2\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eComfort Colors 1717\u003c\/strong\u003e is The gold standard for vintage vibes with garment-dyed softness that normally takes years to break in.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight 207 GSM (6.10 oz) 100% Ring-Spun USA-Grown Cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Tech:\u003c\/strong\u003e Next-Gen DTFlex—a specialized cold-peel transfer that delivers \u003cstrong\u003eultra-vibrant, crack-resistant\u003c\/strong\u003e graphics with superior stretch and a smooth, modern matte finish.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Print flexes without cracking through every questionable life choice. 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