{"product_id":"rainbow-unicorn-kim-jong-un-hoodie","title":"Rainbow Unicorn Kim Jong Un Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Lore\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eCaptures the peak \u003cstrong\u003e2012 absurdist meme era\u003c\/strong\u003e when North Korean state media claimed to discover an actual unicorn lair. The stoic expression paired with muscle-bound unicorn breathing violent prismatic rainbow blasts triggers instant recognition for anyone deep in early 2010s internet culture. Wearing this proves you survived the golden age of photoshop warfare and understood that chaos beats geopolitics every time. For those who remember when dictator surrealism dominated Reddit frontpages and Discord servers worldwide.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003ch2\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Midweight 308 GSM (9.08 oz) 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Tech:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deep-Dyed Sublimation—ink uses high temperature vapor osmosis to bond directly with the fabric molecules for a zero-texture, breathable print that will never crack, peel, or fade.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Graphics feel weightless—colors bonded permanently into fabric that breathes through chaotic energy. Substantial enough to command the room with glorious leader confidence, soft enough for comfortable world domination plotting.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed unisex fit with soft cotton-feel outside and brushed fleece inside. Double-lined hood with drawstrings. True to size.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003ch2\u003eThe Trust\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003eOEKO-TEX® 100 · REACH Compliant · GRS Certified · Zero-Wastewater Printing · \u003cstrong\u003eSweatshop-Free Production (US\/EU)\u003c\/strong\u003e · Made-to-Order (Zero Overproduction) · \u003cstrong\u003eFade-Resistant Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRating:\u003c\/strong\u003e PG-13 · Satirical · Teen+\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVisual Accessibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Merging surreal fantasy with internet meme culture, this chaotic graphic depicts a stoic Asian political figure in an olive drab military coat riding a muscular white unicorn. The aggressive beast (glowing red eyes, mane of fire) projects a violent, prismatic stream of laser lemon and magenta blast rainbow fluid. A gloomy, apocalyptic backdrop of slate grey storm clouds and launching ballistic missiles—contrasting with the absurd imagery—completes the scene.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shirtwascash","offers":[{"title":"2XS","offer_id":67622265847919,"sku":"8196451_18730","price":74.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":67622265880687,"sku":"8196451_10869","price":74.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":67622265913455,"sku":"8196451_10870","price":74.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67622265946223,"sku":"8196451_10871","price":74.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67622265978991,"sku":"8196451_10872","price":74.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67622266011759,"sku":"8196451_10873","price":74.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67622266044527,"sku":"8196451_10874","price":76.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67622266077295,"sku":"8196451_10875","price":78.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":67622266110063,"sku":"8196451_18731","price":80.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":67622266142831,"sku":"8196451_18732","price":82.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6XL","offer_id":67622266175599,"sku":"8196451_18733","price":84.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/3447\/7679\/files\/rainbow-unicorn-kim-jong-un-hoodie-2xs-9347193.jpg?v=1790817857","url":"https:\/\/vatungllc.io.vn\/products\/rainbow-unicorn-kim-jong-un-hoodie","provider":"VATUNG LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}