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For those who collect vintage cringe artifacts and understand that the most cursed items are always printed on the softest fabrics.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003ch2\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eStanley\/Stella SATW002\u003c\/strong\u003e is Europe's top ethical blank with GOTS-certified organic cotton and a refined drape that feels quietly expensive.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Midweight 180 GSM (5.30 oz) 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Tech:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kornit NeoPigment™ DTG—Oeko-Tex® certified eco-inks are jetted directly into the fabric fibers, creating a soft, retail-grade print that withstands repeated washing without heavy buildup.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ink settles into fibers like forgotten shame—gets softer with every wash while the message stays painfully crisp. Hangs with the substantial weight of someone who collects artifacts that aged poorly.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Regular fit with set-in sleeves and ribbed collar. 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton. Runs slightly large—consider sizing down for EU customers.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003ch2\u003eThe Trust\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGOTS Certified\u003c\/strong\u003e · OCS Certified · Eco-Certified Inks · \u003cstrong\u003eSweatshop-Free Production (US\/EU)\u003c\/strong\u003e · Made-to-Order (Zero Overproduction)\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRating:\u003c\/strong\u003e R · Dark-Ironic · Adult Only\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVisual Accessibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e On a gentle pale lavender mist backdrop, this vintage-inspired graphic mimics a retro screen print in muted steel blue and dark slate. A stylized golf driver and stippled ball accompany the bold serif text \"Swing for the Retarded\" and \"June 6th, 1982\" (pure early 80s event memorabilia). Heavy collegiate-style block letters reading \"COMMITTEE MEMBER\" anchor the bottom of the design just below a jagged, sawtooth grass motif.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shirtwascash","offers":[{"title":"Lavender \/ S","offer_id":67622252019823,"sku":"7496538_21377","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ M","offer_id":67622252052591,"sku":"7496538_21387","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ L","offer_id":67622252085359,"sku":"7496538_21397","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ XL","offer_id":67622252118127,"sku":"7496538_21407","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ 2XL","offer_id":67622252150895,"sku":"7496538_21417","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ S","offer_id":67622252183663,"sku":"7496538_21376","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ M","offer_id":67622252216431,"sku":"7496538_21386","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ L","offer_id":67622252249199,"sku":"7496538_21396","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ XL","offer_id":67622252281967,"sku":"7496538_21406","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":67622252314735,"sku":"7496538_21416","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67622252347503,"sku":"7496538_21379","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67622252380271,"sku":"7496538_21389","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67622252413039,"sku":"7496538_21399","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67622252445807,"sku":"7496538_21409","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67622252478575,"sku":"7496538_21419","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/3447\/7679\/files\/swing-for-the-retarded-womens-tee-lavender-5186838.jpg?v=1790817825","url":"https:\/\/vatungllc.io.vn\/products\/swing-for-the-retarded-womens-t-shirt","provider":"VATUNG LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}