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Ancient Hieroglyph Men's Gym Shorts

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I love you [Inside left on flap]
You are my everything [Inside left under flap]

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Ancient Hieroglyph Men's Gym Shorts

Ancient Hieroglyph Men's Gym Shorts

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The Lore

Remember the 2000 theater giveaway that turned a cryptic, unreadable card into playground currency? Those pale gold hieroglyphs and the mystical feline floating in cosmic indigo became the ultimate flex—proof you were there during the original Y2K TCG boom. Now that legendary artifact lives on your legs.

The Specs

Visual: All-over sublimation print fused directly into fiber. (Not actual foil—no flaking, peeling, or glitter mess.)

Fabric: Lightweight 225 GSM (6.64 oz/yd²) recycled polyester-elastane microfiber.

Feel: Smooth, breathable with four-way stretch. No cling, no chafe.

Durability: Design fused into fiber—never cracks, peels, or fades.

Fit: Athletic cut with comfortable elastic waistband.

The Trust

GRS Certified recycled content. OEKO-TEX® 100 tested. Sweatshop-Free Production (US/EU). Made-to-Order (Zero Overproduction). Fade-Resistant Guarantee.

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